Miss March (2009)

Genre: Drama/Comedy/Adventure/Romance

Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, Craig Robinson

Two childhood friends, Eugene (Cregger) and Tucker (Moore) took on different paths in life although they grew up together. Tucker became a Playboy-loving sex-addict and Eugene, the exact opposite. He and his girlfriend Cindi (Alessi) abstained from sex and educated young children about the hazardous consequences of having sex. Cindi had enough of Eugene preaching a no-sex belief and gave the final ultimatum that if he doesn't do it on prom night, they are done forever. A few drinks too much, Eugene is already to lose it when he falls down the staircase and falls into a coma. Four years later when Tucker whacks him with a baseball bat on the head which finally does wake him up, he sees that his entire family has left him, including Cindi and Tucker is the only guy who was still around. So much so, Cindi went ahead to become a Playboy Playmate and went to get featured as Miss March. Euguene, confused as to why his girlfriend is doing this, goes on a road trip with Tucker across the entire country to attend the Playboy party and finally confront his girlfriend. A lot of movies try to be American Pie but most of them fail horribly. The movie is not an outright bore, but its not very entertaining either. Lack of any kind of serious humour, good twist and decent, just makes this another random sex-comedy that you would forget immediately after watching it. Watch, forget and go to bed.

Thumbs up: Nothing 'thumbs up' in this one, pretty plain and average.

Thumbs down: Bad humour, plot can be improvised.

Rating: 5.6/10